On a small cliff stood a solitary man, his back to the stars, he stared off at the dark, folded lands with piercing eyes. His name was Aternus. He looked up into the night and watched the stars fall.
Read MoreThat’s Politics for Her
What happens if you’re unmarried, pregnant and running for president? Governor Eliza Montaigne is finding that being a woman in politics isn’t easy.
Read MoreThe Filmmaker’s Almanac, 1492
History movies are the surest vehicle to success for Hollywood. But in a world where time travel is possible, what is a film director to do? What happens when you re-cast Columbus, hijack his ship, and follow his crew with cameras in tow? A comedy of errors.
Read MoreTwo and Forty Hours
What if Romeo didn't die? He awakens to find that his love, Juliet, is dead. His life is in ruins. What if he decides to find revenge?
Read MoreDucklings

How to find the right sort of carbs.
Read MoreYou're Welcome for Hearing

Why listening is always optional.
Read MoreIn the Dark

What I originally intended to do was get to the bottom of things, but falling into a well was not the sort of thing I had intended to get to the bottom of.
Read MoreJohnny Quiver Quivers

How to not only enrage your potential father-in-law, but your potential wife's suitor.
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A Guy Vandue Mystery
How a private eye, a key, a cup of coffee, trench coats and a flock of genetically modified poodles can land you in the drain.
Read MoreThe World’s 3rd Largest Mobile Tangerine

How to properly enrage bees.
Read MoreSHOC

How Chip Baker nearly escapes a sermon on Black-Holes and Time Dilation. Nearly.
Read MoreA Guy Vandue Mishap
How to lose your job, a priceless heirloom, and your sanity; all because you can't hold someone's hand.
Read MorePeddle Paddlewink and the Red Herring
Nothing can stop the evil Red Herring, except maybe the Golden Goose, whose catch phrase is as ear-splitting as his theme song.
Read MoreEleanor Fairfax Shoots the Breeze
Anything to do with kites, hurricanes and strategically placed balls of yarn was something that would surely end as it begun—with a lot of hot air and a whole lot of trouble.
Read MorePrince Bumper Gets the Bump
Prince Bumper is planning to wed Winifred B. Baines, the stellar actress, but could the recent escaped crime leader of the Mashed Pudding Syndicate, Peddle Paddlewink, ruin the promising lives of this young couple?!
Read MoreHow Helena Spurs Hit The Bricks
Helena Spurs is notorious for being really brilliant except when she isn't; here's an example where she isn't.
Read MoreHow To Properly Ruin Christmas
How Chip Baker with a jet propelled sleigh; help from a mysterious woman; and aided by his own determination to fix things, ruins things.
Read MoreLions & Slingshots & Bedtime, Oh My!
How the Mashed Pudding Syndicate and a Lion can wreck a perfectly good evening with an imperfectly bad scenario.
Read MoreHow Brother Philip Went To Mars
How Brother Philip the clergyman went to Mars by way of slingshot.
Read MoreChip Baker, Radio Personality
The first misadventure of radio personality Chip Baker. Just why does no one listen to this man?
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